This isn't entirely accurate.
I could find my name, but a Tyler was always with a stupid tugboat and never with the ballet shoes. Whyyyyy keychain makers. Why do you think I'm a boy?
These are huge life problems when you're a seven year old girl Tyler in a sea of Ashleys.
(see also: I actually enjoyed tugboats and Tonka trucks, but that's not the issue. I just REALLY wanted pink like my friends. Amber and Courtney. They got it easy.)