Am I the only one who thinks that the Australian DJs that prank-called Duchess Catherine and subsequently caused the suicide of her nurse should be held criminally culpable? I wouldn't normally think so, but the lack of remorse on their parts seems to be enough to me to throw them in the clink. Wanton disregard, fools.
Am I the only one who eats chocolate covered peanuts for breakfast?
Am I the only one who's so super excited that Blond John is in his last final ever??? Does this mean we're grown-ups now??
Am I the only one who kind of hates the 'totes' movement? I'm a total abbrev-fan, but that one just makes me twitch after a while.
Am I the only one who cries at the drop of a hat? Like when I passed a guy on I-540 who had pulled over because he hit a dog and was lifting the dead pup into the back of his truck? God bless his sweet heart for giving that sweet baby some dignity and not leaving him on the side of the road. Obviously, I boo-hoo'ed.
Am I the only one in the Facebook universe who isn't getting engaged for Christmas?
Am I the only one who has a hallway of pretty crosses, but is starting to worry that I'm turning into the mother from Carrie?
("they're all gonna laugh at youuuu!")
Am I the only one who is so happy Arkansas finally hired a coach, just so I can stop listening to fans and sportswriters speculating everyone from Jon Gruden to the ghost of Bear Bryant?
Am I the only one who hates "Last Christmas?" I'll seriously turn it off. Just no.
Am I the only one who just thinks this isn't good? Just ... well, no. Not at all.
Am I the only one who wants to slay dragons in Oklahoma City?